Welcome to the section that is all about me! On this page you'll learn about The Kimeleon basics; who I am, where I come from, my idiosyncrasies, and if I were a type of food, what type of food I would be. Click on the image to open the 'About me' page.

This page show cases photos from my different appearances. There's photos of me and Ficus at our table plus some of the other cool stuff I've seen. Click on the image to open the 'Photos' page.

I've been none to fall into fits of craftiness where I get the drive to work on little hand projects for weeks on end. essentially I just can't stop until I've run out of material to do them. This page shows some of my finished products. Click on the image to open 'The Kimeleon's Mad Projects' page.

Being graceful is not one of my strong points, needless to say I hurt myself a lot. This page shows some epics of some of my worst and most bizarre injuries. Click on the image to open the 'Incidents' page. (In case you were wondering I got hit in the face with that tripod going through customs on my way to Cuba. It hurt like hell but didn't really leave a mark)

Since my adolescent days of getting drunk while camping I've always felt a strong attachment to the room I spent so much time peeing in; the bathroom. For several years now I've felt compelled to capture the moment any time I spend the night away from home, unfortunately some of the images have been lost from the days of film and this was all I could find. Click on the image to open the 'Commemorative Bathroom Shots' page.

 

As I travel about I tend to notice things that are a little out of place. The sorts of things that make you question the sanity of humanity (cool that rhymes!). Here are some of the more curios things I've come across.

The Shoe Trees

As Rob and I were traveling to a photo shoot I noticed something very odd out of the corner of my eye. A few moments later Rob pulled over and said; "did you see that?" I of coarse replied "Yeah"

He had been referring to a few pairs of shoes hanging over the power lines across the road which he started to snap photos of until I proclaimed; " But what about the trees!' They were covered with thousands of pairs of shoes.

Sneakers, pumps, men's shoes, ladies shoes, kids and babies shoes. Work boots, slippers, flip flops and more! It makes me wonder what happened to all the owners of those shoes; were these a warning for all to Stay Away! Less something tragic happen to you, to have yours added to the display. There were certainly enough aggressive no trespassing signs along our way to suggest something that sinister. Weird, Creepy.

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